Rare

Irrefutable laws of nature established at the first outing of the Cheeseburger Society:

1. No appetizers, especially mini burgers, especially especially mini-burgers served with fries.
2. Absolutely, under no circumstances shall you order a three-kinds-of-fries-seven-goddamn-dipping-sauces-sampler-fucking-basket-for-four (for three).
3. If a waitress ever suggests that you have ordered too much food for the love of all that is holy listen to her.